As fans wait for news of Clay Aiken and his new CD, a new class seems to be forming. Titled Speculation 101, the members learn to take small bits of information to formulate a hypothesis and use supposition, conjecture and plain guessing to reach a conclusion or opinion.
Today, the lesson was on Clay Aiken’s hair. What would it be like when we see him again? Color, length, sideburns, and style were all a part of the curriculum. The following conclusions were formed.
Clay’s hair will be like it was on American Idol
Clay’s hair will be natural.
Clay’s hair will be blonde
Clay’s hair will be dark
Clay’s hair will be short
Clay’s hair will be long
Clay’s Hair Will Be Slicked Back
Clay’s Hair Will Be Wind Blown
What do you think? What will be Clay’s next hair style?